Funny Shit I Have Seen On Trips Around The USA.

As I have taken road trips over the years, I have seen lots of funny signs and store name and billboards. Here are some that i have written down in my little diary over the years with my exact comments.



2004:

The Munch Box- Alturas CA
Shasta Vibrations- Mt. Shasta City CA
Viddy OH!- Lakeview OR
The Belligerent Duck- Alturas CA
The Most Likely Cafe- Lively CA
Hallelujah, CA
B'Sghetti's- Carson City, NV
Sushi Aloha Chinese Kitchen- NV

2005:

Cramp's Liquor- NJ
Wawa gas station- NJ
Path Mark store- NJ--- stupid name for a store
Pizza Hut Italian Bistro- NJ
Neck Rd- NJ
Pump Branch Rd- NJ
Tuckahoe, NJ
Find it at Find's, Find's Furniture- NJ
Tiffany's Green Beans n Birds- NJ
The Perfect Church: for those who arn't- NJ
Turtle Nut Iced Latte- NJ--- Is it made from tortoise testes?
Pastabilities Italian Food- NJ
Super Fresh Super Store- Ocean City, NJ

2006:

The Taco Maker- Salt Lake City, UT
Pocatello Idaho, the Smile Capital- Pocatello, ID
Idaho is for Idahoans- ID bill board--- huh?
"No loitering after 5pm"- bank sign in Preston ID--- so it's okay to loiter before 5pm?
Hock It to Me pawn shop- Butte MT
Dead End, Meth St- MT
Jason's clothing and Shoes- Billings MT
Aluminum Crotters and More!- Billings MT
Schmaltz Meats- Linton ND
Welcome to Upton, Best Town On Earth- Upton WY
Welcome to Buffalo Country- Greybull WY
Idaho is to great to litter- ID
Blowing Dust May Exist- Tuscon AZ
Pollo Feliz- Tuscon AZ--- Happy Chicken!

2009:

Home of the Hot Dog- Toledo OH
Gus's YumYum Restaurant- Toledo OH--- If you have to call it Yum Yum, it isn't (Jacintho)
Fritz and Alfredo's German and Mexican food- OH
Killers Trucking- OH
Quaker Steak and Lube- OH
"God wants full custody, not just weekend visits"- church sign, farmtown OH
"Sin is a heart disease that only God can cure"- Mennonite church sign, OH
golden Buzz Bar- Wilmet OH
Eriesistable Souvenirs- Erie PN
Hott Tan! & Watches- Niagara Falls NY
Mighty Taco- Niagara Falls NY
Learnington is the Tomato Capital of Canada- somewhere near London, Ontario
Injure/Kill Worker, $7500, 15 years- Ann Arbor MI
Affordable Septic 254-POOP- South Bend IN

2010:

Dump Road- Manzanar CA
Erik Schatt's Bakkery- Independence CA
The Loco Frijole- Bishop CA
Infant of Prague Catholic Church- Bridgeport CA
Joe Bob's Chicken Palace- Reno NV
Dog Bar(f) Rd- Grass Valley CA
Taco Tree- Auburn CA
Odd Fellows Temple- "Instiduded 1852"- near Auburn/Placerville CA
Cool, CA
Sandy Mush Rd- between Merced and Fresno CA
Avenue 24 1/2- Chowchilla CA
Bravo Burgers Mexican Food- near Victorville CA
Corny's Shoes- Ridgecrest CA
Inyokern, Sunshine Capital of the World- Inyokern CA
DIP next 25 miles- near Ridgecrest CA


Hahahahaha. Enjoy!!